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people who fail to support the Troops |
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when the Most Handsome Boy In The World is mean to her |
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Birkenstock Sandals with or without WHITE socks |
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dark shoes worn with WHITE socks |
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large people in small bikinis or speedos |
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ignorant people |
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people who need a “Reality Check” about themselves |
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unreturned phone calls |
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women who use sex as a bargaining tool to get their way |
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women who make “Honey DO” lists for their men |
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women who lay there like dead fish during the heat of the moment |
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people who whine and complain |
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men who pee on the toilet seat and leave it up in her house |
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disrespect |
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inflated egos |
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people who can’t drive |
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people who fail to understand where the GAS pedal is while driving |
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dumb chicks |
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men with “short man” syndrome who need to understand that their height is not going to increase based on the size of their EGO |
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stores that give you a different bag for every item, how many bags does one person need??? |
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people who lick their fingers at the dinner table |
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men who discuss their ‘Gross Personal Habits’ (GPH) and find it amusing |
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men who are overly fascinated with their body parts and think you should be too |
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women with “clown lips”, you know the ones that draw lips larger then life with their lip liner |
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women with ‘balloon boobs’, you know the ones you just want to POP with a hat pin
(these would be the ones that took enhancement to a whole new level) |
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men with BAD hair pieces, bald can be beautiful because it’s REAL
(Guys, there is NOTHING attractive about something that looks like a dead animal sitting on your head) |
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people who don’t trim their bodily hair—both men and women
(folks- neat, short and tidy is KEY) |
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people who pick their nose when they think nobody is watching…someone is always watching! |
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UNIBROW, hello get a tweaser!!! |
